Tuesday, February 25, 2020

Ding! Dong! Rush Limbaugh's Gonna Die

So, earlier on, I found out something that recently happened that I’m actually quite happy about: Rush Limbaugh has gotten advanced lung cancer! Isn’t that wonderful news! This means that it’s only a matter of time before he’s finally dragged off into the pits of hell, where he belongs. Ever since he said his verbal cacaoughany at Sandra Fluke back in 2012, I’ve been wishing for Rush Limbaugh’s death.   And now, that wish is just about to be granted. For all the horrible things that Rush Limbaugh said and did in his life, he’s finally gonna pay with his life.  Now if only President Donald J Trash didn’t give him that award the other day.  Uh, Mr. dumbass Donald, you realize that this guy is a sexist, racist, rape apologist who made up that “no means yes” crap.  Well, “no” is gonna mean “yes” when the devil asks him for his soul. He’ll refuse with all his might, but the devil will still drag him to hell.  So, bye bye, Rush. Glad to see you gone for good.

 By the way, if you haven’t read Al Franken’s book “Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot” go to your nearest bookstore and buy it.  And if you like and support Mr. Limbaugh, get your head examined.